Saturday, December 15, 2012

He's Back

Skipping forward a sister has received many texts, calls, and messages.. but from who?... hmm.. could it be perhaps the Quiet Cocky One? So this little piggy has a party and needed a lovely lady on his arm..because...well of course..there's always the wow factor. So she agreed to this little see him one last time...see if he changed...and of course...he didn't. He was awkward and say the least.. and was truly the last and final looking back. There were a few messages after this, few and far between, but she never spoke to him again.

Friday, November 30, 2012

The Everlasting Evidence

What I don't understand is if you want to be a little sneak why you don't proceed with caution... Then when you absolutely know there are photographs and rumors about what you've been doing...why even lie about it. People need to understand exactly what getting caught means... especially when your red hands left prints all over. So what does this mean? The Goodhearted Naive one is back to his old ways? Oh the travesty..Oh the betrayal... Ohh the...Ohh wait...They broke up...May have only been two weeks...but they of course were broken up... But now we are confused. Were the two weeks definitely when the pics were taken? Hmmm... And were all ties cut with those people? Well the answer to the second question is probably yes... It was probably a short term thing.. I mean who would want someone who hooks up with girls all the time when they say they love their girl...Well...We aren't at that guy yet... So back to the Naive one. He of course denies it all then changes his story.. Shocker. Then they get in a small fight.. then get back to normal.. and he just unlocked another door.. only this door is full of my crazy sister...and she's ready to investigate all over again...only this time she has more expertise.. and of course... more nerve. So I guess he's in for a treat and he had to learn the hard way... Keep your girlfriend close...but your cell phone far from her...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

How Strong Is Love?

When people ask for love perhaps they should be more specific... Because of course.. it comes in many forms... there is 'I love you like family' or 'I love you' as in your my best friend... And of course the infamous 'Temporary Love'... So what kind of love is my sister in with the naive and good hearted one...or previously known as the musical badboy... and what kind of love does he feel for her? Well after he was well acquainted with the family and friends we were saddened by the fact that it seemed like temporary love. (Mostly saddened that we may need to redo it again with another guy). My sister of course felt the need to 'stalk his whole life on the boardwalk' and found some very displeasing news... It appeared as though he was back to his old business...hanging with his girly q's and late, long nights with his buds. So here we begin WWII. Oh how I wish to never relive this time... When she asks to borrow your computer to investigate...well your not seeing that computer light for hours...and if you try to take it from her...well...she will bite...and I prefer not to get rabies.. so of course she 'broke it off' with him... It lasted a couple weeks, but luckily their break up was as temporary as their first love.... So the real question is....Did anything happen in those two weeks?

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Naive and Good Hearted

So now here we are with the happy couple... The musical badboy proves to be a decent boyfriend... and so he meets the family. The first time was oh so torturous. Not because I did not like him... that wasn't it at all really... It was the fact that in the first five minutes, I was stuffed into a single go-cart seat with him and was in utter pain. His attempts to drift with the go-cart created a nice steady slamming into my hip, leg and stomach... So by the end of it I felt like I was run over by a stampede of angry elephants. I think his impression of me was slightly tainted when he proceeded to ask if I wanted to ride around some more and I started laughing like a drugged hyena. But I suppose he forgave and forgot because by the end he was already acting as though we were sister and brother... he even went for a hug. I suppose this earns him a new name... The naive and good hearted...

Monday, November 26, 2012

The Heartbreak Kid

Looks like I'm feeling rather sentimental from the plunge into the past. So lets have a share shall we? How about one of my sisters first dates with the quiet cocky one. Theres nothing like a third wheel... or maybe a fourth? Especially when its your mother and little sister tagging along. Now let's see...what movie could it have been.... ahh yes... The Heartbreak Kid. The reviews I've heard were terrible...still the reason I haven't seen it.... Oh Wait! That must mean I wasn't the little sister I was referring to.... Yes.. there is another... and perhaps I'll write a blog about her endeavors someday too... but while she ripens... lets get back to the movie... Ohh how theres no bonding like with your boyfriend.. mother.. little sister... and a whole lot of nudity on the big screen. Not what was expected of that R movie huh? So off they went after the movie ceased.. wide eyed and filled with embarrassment. Hmm maybe I should see that movie after all..

The Past

So before we move forward, we must understand the past. The transition was no easy one; it included much crying, anger, and working out. My sister is the type of person who gets revenge by looks....and if looks could kill...well..we'd all be dead. So imagine this when she channels her anger into working out towards the best 'body' and truly accomplishes it...... So there is something I had not mentioned about our little summer #1 .... The dumb beauty. Of course my sister could attract any man at this point... and she did. But the one she chose? well... he was a shiny one. His rock hard abs...tanned..beautiful.. muscular physique... his gorgeous thick brown hair... and that glistening smile... He was the best pre-rebound guy you could imagine...and for the month it lasted.... well, I imagine it was like dating a god. So what was his flaw? well I hope the name didn't give it away... The answer is yes, the dumb beauty was truly dumb. His dullness made a spoon look sharp... but don't you think it'd be fun to keep a toy like that around for some arm candy? or did his sweets wear out? .... so perhaps this is what lifted her into the not-so-dull arms of the musical badboy... Not to mention all the pictures with her and 'the god' posted all over the social networking sites... I mean... who could miss the 100 picture album of her and her body and the god's body. For the musical badboy... I'm sure it made her look like a shiny prize all in her own... so what came of the dumb beauty? Well he went off to school to sharpen his wits....which really means: he went to school to party, drink, and lose the few remaining braincells he had left.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

It was a dark cold night, lit only by the dim Christmas lights. What good can come from a cold, icy walk in the frigid winter air you may ask. Holding hands, breathing icy white breath, staring up at the black night sky, discussing the future. After much manipulation, some may call it, she finally got her way. He looked her in the eyes and gave her the best gift she could imagine. "Will you be my girlfriend?" And so it was sealed. They were an exclusive couple. Now the fun begins. Tis the season to be jolly, or so we're told..